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Connection to nicopolitan {model no. RNDC1983} is unavailable. This might have occurred for the following reasons:
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nicopolitan has been running too many processes (ref.: “work”).
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nicopolitan has a new video game in his life.
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nicopolitan has been running too many background processes (ref.: “pet projects” alt.: “freelance work”).
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nicopolitan has been getting ready to go to New York City for Internet Week.
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nicopolitan has been drinking networking.
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Zombie apocalypse [unverified].
nicopolitan may still be contacted remotely via email and/or via tweet; nicopolitan may be found locally within a 1000 km2 radius of Latitude: 40°30′N to 45°1′N and Longitude: 71°51′W to 79°46′W between the dates of June 6 to June 12, 2010.[ref]
Those wishing to connect locally to nicopolitan during the allotted time period should probably contact him remotely beforehand.
Those wishing to connect locally to nicopolitan during the allotted time period should probably enjoy drinking and/or the internet.
nicopolitan’s temporary communication embargo will soon be lifted. Thank you for understanding and sticking with us through radio silence.
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