Ya see what I did there? ;)
In the last post I talked a little bit about my sudden lack of having a phone. And as I’ve always hated my phone, no matter what kind of phone it was and how well it worked when it did work, maybe this is a blessing in disguise.
I’ve always hated answering the phone. I’ve always hated calling people. I’ve always resented txting being so useful for when I didn’t care to have a conversation with someone, and only needed a specific piece of information.
For example: [name of bar] 2nite?
See? Just a yes or no suffices there. Even asking for ETA is stupid, as everybody ends up at the damn bar by around 10:00 PM anyway. And why didn’t I want to just talk to them? Because I was going to see them later anyway, where I could give them full and undivided attention. Well, maybe divided by two, as I would have been paying as much attention to my drink.
Anyways, after being shut out of buying one of those fancy schmancy iPhone 3Gs for three days in a row – I started to question myself.
“Waaaaaitaminute… if I hate phones… what is the point of me getting a more involved phone?”
Maybe I should not be getting an iPhone. Maybe I just dislike phones altogether. And maybe I should be replacing what was touted as a smartphone (more like a STUPID PHONE!) with something that just sends and receives calls and texts.
In the short period of time I have not had a phone, I have really enjoyed myself. When I had a phone, the only reason people would call me would be to ask for something. If they could book a show at the venue. If I could find or do this or that for them. If I had the time to go somewhere to hang out, which essentially meant I would help alleviate their boredom. It was never “How have you been?” or “I thought you might like to know [x] because I thought of you when I heard about it.” Those conversations – real conversations – are relegated to in-person and online, because in those realms you aren’t charged by the minute (excepting rollover. And unlimited nights and weekends. To your [#] favorite people. Nationally. Or roaming.).
It makes me think two things: 1. That people only call me as far as I am useful, and 2. that this is what cellphones were made for – to reach out to your resources and get shit done.
Maybe the only “smartphone” is to just have one at home, connected to a wall.