Blogs, Read Aloud

Posted by nicopolitan
March 30, 2009

The other night, I was catching up on blog feeds and I inadvertently discovered something wholly awesome.

The feeds you love are best experienced late at night, and read to you by a synthetic robot voice.  Text To Speech!  How novel!

Here’s some help:

  • Windows
  • Apple OS X
  • Linux (Ok, if you’re adept enough to use Linux, you can figure this out for yourself)

Set your reader to a female voice, and have her read these:

Am I right?  Okay, now try a male voice on these:

I’m giving you only three from each gender to get you started.  These are just the few that I wanted to hear read aloud to me, and it adds a whole ‘nother dimension to blogging.  Cadences are changed to ways you wouldn’t think of things said in your head.

Fun little exercise.

Anyway, back to work for me.

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  1. Eric says:

    Thanks for the shout out.

    I think I’ll pick a blogger to do that with and then choose to believe they’re a robot.

  2. f.B says:

    thanks. I’m actually nervous about what my imagination sounds like robotized. but now I have something to do after happy hour tonight.

  3. Caffeinatrix says:

    It’s really fun to have the robot voice read something really dirty. Yes, I’m easily amused.

  4. courtney says:

    you know? i tried and i couldn’t figure it out. i swear i’m not computer stupid.

    well, and also, apparently my computer only has a male voice. no fun.

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