LOL Conversation

me: zombies can pay rent
Stuart: ohh…..so you’re really UN-dead
me: yes. i thought you were being life-ist
Stuart: never! i’m sensitive to all creatures, living or undead. are brains part of a well-balanced diet?
me: i’m afraid brains are the only diet… ooh, unless we can get raisin brain. or brain muffins.
Stuart: oat brain
me: …i think we’re out of puns… “brainana bread?” … yeah. we’re out.
Stuart: dang

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Fred:And if you find yourself posting in green fields, with the sun at your backs, do not be troubled! For you are in Elysium! And you’ve already LOL’ed!

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Me: What would you say if I learned “Don’t Stop Believin’ ” by Journey on the guitar?
Nicole: I would say let’s elope.

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Evan: oh, and since were so close, maybe the whole wifi thing will work. one wifi, four people
staring steven segal
rated G
me: “one amazing journey into the heart of the internet”
Evan: four friends find themselves using the internet.
until something goes horribly wrong!
me: dun dun DUN
Evan: directed by mel gibson
me: produced by jerry bruckheimer
Evan: music by primus
me: dude, i would see this movie opening day

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me: well the phrase “dynasty warriors” gives me the knee-jerk reaction of swinging a giant spear with cheesy 80′s guitar solos in the background. look up dynasty warriors for playstation – you’ll see what i’m talking about.
Lauren: that sounds fun
me: it is, incidentally
Lauren: generally, 80s guitar solos enhance everything
me: especially brandishing weapons. 80′s guitar solos make ancient china kick ass.

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